Umami and Me

Umami and me
We go way back

I am having an affair
With an ethereal girl
Called Umami, the temptress.

If I see chocs, it’s no fair
As she gets me in a whirl
Walnutty whippy undressed

When’r I buy camembert
She makes me open the foil
And eats it like I am possessed

If I see a choco eclair
She grabs me by my curls
I eat it and make such mess

My wife doesn’t know about
Umami

Facebook

I poke you
You poke me
Now I know you
And you know me

A friend request
Has just been sent
Could be someone
I forgot I met

No body really
Just a nutter
Who wants some friends
Who has a stutter

Bad breathe and
Savage BO
No real friends
No where to go

Never got invited
To anything in his life
Now he invites you
To attack him with a knife

Or bite him or Zombify
Or even take a test
Oh Zuckerburg what have you done
The whole thing is a mess