Why does my pet Iguana,
Steal my bloody keys
It crawls out of its tank
When I turn away
And hides them in the crease of his knees
As he moves so very fast,
I can’t make it out
I hunt for them high and low,
whilst my Iguana
Chuckles ho ho ho,
And then throws them at me
He smiles and all is forgiven
Until the next time.
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