Why does my pet Iguana,
Steal my bloody keys
It crawls out of its tank
When I turn away
And hides them in the crease of his knees

As he moves so very fast,
I can’t make it out
I hunt for them high and low,
whilst my Iguana
Chuckles ho ho ho,
And then throws them at me
He smiles and all is forgiven
Until the next time.