Jonathan Ross

A perpetual toss
Of a whale willy,
Pointless and hard
To understand.
Like cholera,
The world would be
Better without.
I hope he gets
Gout.  Intellectual
lout.
He’s getting in the
Way of good telly,
Like a belly to sex
Appeal, we reel
In collective
Teeth clenshing as
He makes a tit of
ourselves.