Comic

I am gently humourous like a clown,
With an ingrowing toenail.

I am mildly amusing like small children,
Kicking a midget in the shin.

I am pleasantly funny like a pint of milk,
on top of a door.

I am comfortingly interesting like the noise
That sheep make when they’re happy,

I am happily entertaining like a poem
With a clever punchline.

I am jovially congenial like that smile
people  make when they’re amused,

But I won’t make you poo yourself
With laughter.