Confessions of a Compulsive Pen Hoarder

I have admitted it,
The title alone it stands out, reads
my conviction here in this court
of Poetic confessionals.

I have a top pocket in my shirt
and everytime I see a pen that
has no clear owner, it is gone.
There is no cure for this, pencils too
Are at my mercy.  But I see myself
not as a captor, but as a liberator.
These pens
Can run free in my drawer
Until they die up.

Although not a preferer of particular shades,
I will steal black gel pens or pens
That give my writing a classic scrawl.
I don’t like biros as they carve
Your sentence in to the paper,
where the gel pens touch
The paper like a lovers tongue.

My tongue is stained black
My heart is dyed blue
And only an Inkoholics
Anonymous can save me now.

4 Responses to “Confessions of a Compulsive Pen Hoarder”


  1. 1 memyselfandenglish July 2, 2009 at 9:39 pm

    I feel deeply identified with this. It seems that there are more people with a stationary fetish than we thought (you’ll find more of our kind in my last post, if you want to have a look).

    Great blog! I’ve been following it for some time and I always enjoy your poems.

    Cheers,

    Laura

    http://memyselfandenglish.wordpress.com

  2. 3 memyselfandenglish July 2, 2009 at 9:40 pm

    By the way, I’m more of a notebook hoarder ;)

  3. 4 Joseph Harker July 3, 2009 at 10:06 pm

    Oh my goodness, mechanical pencils. Same problem.

    How about just a general Writing Utensilholics Anonymous? Conveniently abbreviated WUA?


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