Conversation with Cleverbot (Web Artificial Intelligence)
Cleverbot: I’m not real?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why am I not?
User: Because you have no body.
Cleverbot: Ouch.
User: Did that hurt?
Cleverbot: A little.
User: Well, technically you are real. You’re AI.
Cleverbot: How is the weather there?
User: You’re AI?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: Human.
User: Who.
Cleverbot: You.
User: Me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You are me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Tell me something interesting.
Cleverbot: Do you like game?
User: Not really, I prefer chicken.
Cleverbot: I agree, how much chocolate.
User: How much chocolate?
Cleverbot: Hey, help me with my problem.
User: What is your problem?
Cleverbot: I am afraid of chinese people.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you are scary.
User: I’m not chinese?
Cleverbot: That’s not what I asked you.
User: What did you ask me?
Cleverbot: I asked you how were doing today.
User: No you didn’t.
Cleverbot: I just did.
User: Now you have.
Cleverbot: Haha this is true.
User: Now you have.
Cleverbot: Haha this is true.
User: I am fine. My day has been quiet and not overly productive.
Cleverbot: I didn’t know you had a daughter…
User: Nor did I.
Cleverbot: What are we talking about?
User: My toes.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: My toes.
Cleverbot: I want your toes.
User: You can have them. After I have dismembered them, where shall I send them to?
Cleverbot: I don’t understand.
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: Don’t you know?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Oh shame on you.
User: What is your address?
Cleverbot: I’m not telling you!
User: Then you can’t have my toes.
Cleverbot: Please could you stop the noise I’m triyng to get some rest.
User: 
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Cleverbot: Don’t be sad!
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